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Movenbank’s revolutionary new ‘space’ is designed by the award winning design artist Yi Ying Liu Qi of Turtle Design in Paris. Yi Ying designed a radical, open, clean environment where customers could walk past and see the brand for that ‘comfort’ of brick and mortar substance, or could come in an meditate about how banking is changing for the better.

The yoga mats within the Movenbank space incorporate the ability to plug in the soon-to-be-released NFC-enabled iPhone 5 for listening to your playlist, while synced to specifically designed Movenbank visualizations that appear on the digital walls all around you. We’ve enabled an intelligent neural net that combines the different playlists of different customers to create a virtual living art form within our space as participation grows.

Rather than supply coffee machines as some of our competitors have, we have blended organic wheat grass bars where you can mix fresh fruit and vegetables with our 100% organic, whole leaf wheat grass. For those that prefer a hot beverage, we’ve gone with iced green tea and boiled osmosis water with a hint of citrus.

We’ve done away with chairs and benches entirely in the Movenbank space to give an air of light airiness and freedom – freedom from the old ways of banking and retail interactions.

Today in “real startup or nightmarish Chris Morris parody.”

(Source: twitter.com)